Friday, May 8, 2009

Sometimes, I love The Herald

Not often, mind you.

The Herald newspaper is too Auckland-centric for its claims to being a 'national' newspaper, puffed up with self importance because everyone else in the country really cares about what the latest troubles are north of the Bombay Hills. News happens in other parts of the country, too, children, why don't you try publishing some of it? So I don't usually read The Herald.

As part of a recent job, I had to read through thousands of pages of microfilm to search for specific stories - from The Herald, The Dominion and The Press. Being stuck in a windowless basement every day may have loosened my grip on sanity somewhat, but I still think this article found in The Herald says something interesting.
"Hawk-eye watch kept on cults"
"Auckland's own cult-busters are based in a simple white house on the edge of the city's Bible belt at Mt Roskill...
Cultwatch is a Christian-based organisation that draws its workers from across the ecumenical divides. But the group insists that it is not out to Bible bash...
We are talking about central, basic, fundamental Christian beliefs. They are: the authority of the Bible, deity of Christ, Virgin birth, atonement of sin at the cross, bodily resurrection of Christ, and the belief in the Second Coming."
Did you see what they did there? Possibly not. Let's take another look.
"in a simple white house on the edge of the city's Bible belt at Mt Roskill..."
Get it now? The authors italicized the title of the Bible. Just as you would when writing a story that referred to Pride and Prejudice. While it may seem like a small act to many, it can also be seen as a slap in the face to all those fundamentalist Christians whose faith demands that they blatantly deny any authorship of the Bible. In the words of the estimable Ben Agger (someone should really make a wikipedia entry about this guy) in his book Socio(onto)logy puts it:
"In mirroring the world, we forget what is text and what is history."
In the chapter that this quote is taken from, he is referring to the way in which the format of academic journals increasingly forces the social sciences into using 'scientific' formats for their articles, meaning that the aspects of social life that sociologists discuss in their articles become scientific 'fact', and thus unable to be argued with. In this way, academic writing, by claiming to be a mirror and reflecting the 'factual' world, creates that world by presenting those facts as unarguable and true.

The same goes when talking about the Bible, something I am sure that Agger has also linked to this discussion, although for the life of me I can't find any reference in the material I have on hand. By treating the Bible as something that does not need to be referenced in the same way as other texts when writing, it denies that it is an authored document, thus denying all the subjectivities and temporality of the text.

Agger once noted that the editors of his work had trouble when he attempted to attribute the author of the bible as Jesus. But denying that it is a humanly authored text only promotes the sort of injustices that we have seen when people use scientific 'fact' as a reason for a damaging course of action, ignoring all the human subjectivities and preferences that went into creating that 'fact'. By citing the Bible as any other text, we renew the divide between text and history.

And for that I say, GO THE HERALD.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The randomness of trawling through archives...

Part of my job at the moment involves looking through the photographic collection at the National library. Most of the records that I skim past are relatively boring, such as 'Mobil, policemen in car' or 'Photographs of wrecked boats'.

But sometimes, the descriptions of photos are so completely strange, they make you laugh out loud. Luckily, part of my work can be done at home, so I managed to dodge the label of crazy-talks-to-herself-in-the-library-lady.

'Creator of collection unknown
Photographs taken by donor while insane'

Let's just mull this over for a second, shall we?

A collection of three photos. The record doesn't say what the photos are of. Or who took them. But the library knows that they were taken while the photographer was insane.

Brilliant.

Another photo that caught my eye, this time while actually looking through the (really badly organised) folders of photos, was a collection of 'erotic' novels seized by customs in 1990.

Retro porn. Awesome.

While some may think that writing erotic fiction is the pasttime of washed up authors or people who can't get a real job, the pen names some of these people chose reveals genius.

Examples:

- Donna Derriere
- Ina Haystack
- Tom Katt
- Stu Wart
- Dick Wiggins
- Rod Strong
- Justin Case
- U.R. Dumb
- John Boring
- Juan Tonn

Some of these are just standard sex puns. Donna Derriere. Dick Wiggins. Good for a snigger and then move on. Some are more questionable. Aren't you meant to not insult your readers? I wonder if U.R. Dumb sold many books. And also, is Juan Tonn meant to be a really bad play on 'Won Ton'?

Nonetheless, I bet the books by John Boring were real scorchers.

Bet you wish you could get your hands on some of these books.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

7 Party ideas brought to you by ALAC

The wonderful folks at the Alcohol Advisory Council have put out a booklet this summer, detailing how to celebrate responsibly. Included are some fantastic ideas for party themes. I will assume that since the tone of the booklet is that you can party responsibly and have fun without getting drunk, these are meant to be fun themes to have instead of comsuming massive amoumts of alcohol at your party. I say, some of these would only make sense if you were *very* smashed.

1. Williams
2. Creepy
3. Quiet
4. Uni Student
5. (famous) lovers
6. Killer Whales
7. Isocoles triangles

I like the way the creators of this list thought we needed reminding that the 'lovers' had to be famous. Like otherwise people would just turn up in pairs acting all mushy? What kind of party theme would that be anyway?

The mind boggles. Also check out #6. A little bit specific for a theme, I think. It's not like you're leaving much room for the guests to get creative... But really, when I think of the theme 'killer whales', all I can think of is this.

Do you think these are fantastic, and can't wait to host a party of your own? Let's take a look at #7 again: Isocoles triangles. Not just triangles. But a specific type of triangle. You can just imagine the host of that party turning someone away at the door:

"No way man, those triangles are equilateral, you're OUTTA HERE!"
So I'm amped to host my next party now... but be warned, those triangles better be isocoles!