Thursday, January 22, 2009

7 Party ideas brought to you by ALAC

The wonderful folks at the Alcohol Advisory Council have put out a booklet this summer, detailing how to celebrate responsibly. Included are some fantastic ideas for party themes. I will assume that since the tone of the booklet is that you can party responsibly and have fun without getting drunk, these are meant to be fun themes to have instead of comsuming massive amoumts of alcohol at your party. I say, some of these would only make sense if you were *very* smashed.

1. Williams
2. Creepy
3. Quiet
4. Uni Student
5. (famous) lovers
6. Killer Whales
7. Isocoles triangles

I like the way the creators of this list thought we needed reminding that the 'lovers' had to be famous. Like otherwise people would just turn up in pairs acting all mushy? What kind of party theme would that be anyway?

The mind boggles. Also check out #6. A little bit specific for a theme, I think. It's not like you're leaving much room for the guests to get creative... But really, when I think of the theme 'killer whales', all I can think of is this.

Do you think these are fantastic, and can't wait to host a party of your own? Let's take a look at #7 again: Isocoles triangles. Not just triangles. But a specific type of triangle. You can just imagine the host of that party turning someone away at the door:

"No way man, those triangles are equilateral, you're OUTTA HERE!"
So I'm amped to host my next party now... but be warned, those triangles better be isocoles!